Galaxia, the femme fatal in black in the middle, is the leader. When her subordinates (Aluminum Siren, Iron Mouse, Tin Nyanko, Lead Crow) aren’t doing a good job she checks up on them using these large, black, shiny, rotary phones that just sort of appear out of nowhere (in drawers, in washing machines, in cabinets), and she just calls them until they pick up.
That’s how I feel right now. I feel like my stress is calling me on a million black phones trying to get me to realize what i’ve done to myself this semester!
But, Galaxia, I won’t be picking up. Sorry I’m not sorrrrryyyy.
- Katie and I spent a large portion of today pulling up pictures of bugs, blood, and cartoon poop on our phones, placing them next to people sitting on the floor, and then screaming as if the pictures were real. Katie even stomped on her phone when it showed a picture of a beetle once. Some people thought it was funny. Most people just sort of edged away.
- Katie and I spent about an hour screaming at a mouse behind our couch. I think it’s actually in the wall, but we didn’t figure that out until after a lot more screaming.
- An old drunk man sang ‘Tomorrow’ from Annie to us on Colombus. We sang along so he didn’t think he was alone in the spectacle.
- I have my computer back! Katie and I went to the apple store to retrieve it, where Katie flipped out on the clear stairs and we again googled pictures of bugs on the one of the computers and pretended they were real. No one asked any questions!
i don’t even know about hunger games or whatever but this attention jennifer lawrence is getting is cray! she’s cute as fuck and fresh to death and people keep saying “you’re the most down-to-earth-celebrity out there!” and it’s like…no, she’s the most down-to-earth smokin’ hot celebrity out…